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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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