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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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