I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.