Joke #245

I'm not racist, my shadow is black.

Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.

A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.

What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...