What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!