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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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