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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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