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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."