Joke #1577

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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