Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.