Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.