Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.