What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?