Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
