Joke #1651

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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