Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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