Joke #1651

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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