Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.