Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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She called on him and said, "Johnny!
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Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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