Joke #1695

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.

A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!