Joke #1695

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.