What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.