What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.