Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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