Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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When his mother ask why he replays.
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Mom says "cause u black and they white."
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Mom says "cause u black and they white."
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Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
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