Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.