Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.