In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told her to demonstrate. She touched her nose and it hurt. She touched her stomach and it hurt. The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes. "Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk