In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”
One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.