In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.
His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.
"Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."
"I know!" grinned the patient.
"But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."