Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.
One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a
dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.
Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying
"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.
I Had A Miscarriage."
He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage...
He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.
You didn't have a miscarraige.
You had diarrhea on a toad."
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise.
A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife.
St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much.
You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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