Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.