Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!