Joke #1748

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."

Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.