Joke #1748

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.

Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!