Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help.
One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks.
"I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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