Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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