Joke #1760

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.

Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.

Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.