Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.