Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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