Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.