Joke #1760

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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