Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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