Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.