Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.