Joke #1760

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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