Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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