Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.