Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths