Joke #1760

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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