Joke #1778

Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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