Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!