Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.