Joke #1782

Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.

Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child. The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken. What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."

Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!