Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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