Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.