Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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