Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days