Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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