Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day!
It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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