Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Yours sincerely,
The CAT
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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