Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.