Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?