Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.