Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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