Joke #184

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Vote:
has 81.19 % from 4033 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote:
has 82.23 % from 8273 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Vote:
has 82.08 % from 8253 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Vote:
has 82.02 % from 5778 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Vote:
has 81.90 % from 7241 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Vote:
has 81.88 % from 5834 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Vote:
has 81.53 % from 7619 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Vote:
has 81.10 % from 2465 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Vote:
has 80.89 % from 5547 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote:
has 80.84 % from 905 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Vote:
has 80.80 % from 3035 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama