Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.