Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.