What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.