What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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A: Drug Abuse.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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