What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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