What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge.
"156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says.
"I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison... '"
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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