What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examins him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?" The Doctor says, "You’re not drinking enough water."