Joke #193

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?" "Heroin" "But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange." "This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."
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