Joke #1757

Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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