Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigga."
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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