Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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