Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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