Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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