Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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