Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...