Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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