A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?