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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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