Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Three men were at a bar discussing coincidences. The first man said, "My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins." "That’s funny," the second man remarked, "My wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets." The third man shouted, "Oh my, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, "When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!"
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".