Joke #207

Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces are untied", the parrot does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. "Farted! ... You little fart", the parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice called from their cage and said, "Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You know, we'll make it up to you."
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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