How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.