Joke #226

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde

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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
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has 80.96 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
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has 85.80 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love