What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs." Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone." The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.