A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!"