Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
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When I arrived at a hotel in order to fill in my identities I noticed the word "sex" so I wrote: YES PLEASE.
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