Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.