Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's." Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.