Joke #2351

Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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