Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.
She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.