Joke #2351

Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.

Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... urges. That's why we have the camel,sir." "The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent . Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.

Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!