Joke #2353

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
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Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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I went into the bar the other day & the bartender said: "What'ya have?" I said: "Suprise me." He did, He showed me a naked picture of my wife. I said: "Hey, who said you could mess around with my wife?" "Everyone did" he replied..."
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the girl replies,"So you really love me?" "Oh God no!", the guy says."I just got sick of waiting."
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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