Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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And another voice answered: ”but you are a veterinarian!”
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died?
A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
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A: Because red means Stop.
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