My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps.
Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove?
About a half an hour...
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar.
"Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?"
"Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
"A pair of slippers and a dildo?"
"Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about.
I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old.
We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes.
I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him:
I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep...
Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her:
Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
GOD said, Adam, I want you to do something for me.
Gladly, Lord, replied Adam.
What do you want me to do?
Go down into the valley.
Whats a valley? asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said, Cross the river.
Whats a river?
God explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill
.
Whats a hill?
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.
Whats a cave?
After God explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman.
Adam asked, Whats a woman?
So God explained that to him too. He continued, I want you to reproduce.
How do I do that?
Jeez, God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He
liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the
cave where he found a woman.
A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, Whats a headache?
