Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying.
A nurse asks her what's the problem.
She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down.
A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!"
At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building.
The blonde then orders the Same beer.
She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window.
And falls to her death.
The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."