Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "Is it 3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.