What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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