What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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A: Just Juan.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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