What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.