What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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