What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.