What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.