What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"