What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.