What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.