What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."