What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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