What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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