The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.