Joke #10033

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.

Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!

How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!