What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess. He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile. ‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!