What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.