A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.