What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
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"Because theres to many cheetahs."
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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