What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
After a while he asks surprised:
Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…
"Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
"She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.