Joke #10522

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven’t got the energy." "Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They’re packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there...
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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