What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.