What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.