Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.