Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.