Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.