Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."