Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.