Joke #2539

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.