Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.