Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.