Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!