Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!