Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!