Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.