Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.