Joke #3040

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.