Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.