Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.