How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.
He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs.
Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the babys weight, "Is he bottle fed or breast fed?
The woman replies, "Breast fed."
The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts.
He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while ...
"No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk."
Woman replies, "I know, Im his granny ... but Im glad I came!"
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Josh: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
John: A visitor.
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.