Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have."
The other to asked how.
She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man?
A: A lazy b*tch.
If your girlfriend never makes you angry, she is fake. A real one acts like an evil spirit.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out?
Answer: He died laughing.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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