Joke #2741

Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!

Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick, "What school?"

Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: "When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."

Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."

Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.

Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”