Doc, I think I need to wear glasses
Indeed you have to, you are in a bank.
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Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind.
She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while.
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Who is there?
Police?
What do you want?
We want to talk.
How many of you are there?
Two.
So talk with each other.
