Joke #2765

A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? Yes. Me too? Of course. And how much do you think I would cost? 500 francs. What?! Only 500 francs?! Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
Vote:
has 71.65 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: sex

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

An old couple returning from florida cross the border. The customs agent ask the man "did you buy anything while in the US. the man answers no. the man's wife asks her husband "what did he say?". the man tells his wife "the agent wants to know if we bought anything". the customs agent asks the man where he is from. the man answers "toronto". the man's wife says "what did he say?" the man tells his wife "he wanted to know where we were from. the agent says to the man " i was in toronto once, i had the worst sex ever in my life in toronto." the man's wife says "what did he say?" the husband tells his wife "he thinks he knows you dear."
Vote:
has 67.57 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: husband, sex, travel, wife
What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her feet.
Vote:
has 66.87 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: sex
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Vote:
has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fitness, health, sex, sport, wife
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
Vote:
has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
Vote:
has 68.99 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: sex
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
Vote:
has 35.54 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
Vote:
has 74.30 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Vote:
has 82.13 % from 5900 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
Vote:
has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name? Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
Vote:
has 73.76 % from 822 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex