Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
A young man walks into a bar and orders a Kamikaze. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of Tequila. So the bat tender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is server he slam it back and then the young man asks for a shot of Gin. The bar tender compiles with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man are you celebrating? The young man nods, and says quietly mt first blow job. The bartender smiles and says I remember my first. The young man looks up and says so how did you get rid of that taste?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were." "Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin. "I was talking about the flavour!"
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.