The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.