The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.