The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”