Joke #300

The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Vote: has 56.56 % from 142 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Vote: has 56.55 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, kids
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Vote: has 57.54 % from 391 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Vote: has 72.62 % from 174 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Vote: has 34.94 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Vote: has 70.38 % from 80 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
Vote: has 19.12 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, white people
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
Vote: has 59.48 % from 301 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist