The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..