The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.