The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?