The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.