The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up." 
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Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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A: Rasin Brand.
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I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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