The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!