The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.