Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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