Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.