Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.