Joke #3089

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.