Joke #3089

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."