Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...