Joke #3089

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.