Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.