Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.