Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.