Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.