Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"