Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.