Joke #4591

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!