Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.