Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.