Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.