Joke #4591

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.